Fashion Police

Modelling Is Hard: Patrick Mohr Spring/Summer 2011

BERLIN - JULY 09: Models walk the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

AAARGH! They’re coming! They’re coming! The models are coming to take over the world! God, we always KNEW this would happen, we just didn’t know it would be so freaking scary when it did… Run, people! Save yourselves if you can!

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)
This is their leader. She’s all, “WHAT? Oh, come on, like you’ve never seen a bald, beareded woman before…”

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

This is what our nightmares look like.

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
“Oh, come on, people! I’m making a serious point here about our perceptions of female beauty, y’all! Or something.”

BERLIN - JULY 09: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Show during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 at Bebelplatz on July 9, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

“And I’m making a point about the use of emaciated models in runway shows.”

Um, point taken, topless model. Point taken…

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