“Dear Diary,
No one told me modelling would be like this. When I became a model, I thought it would be glamorous. I thought I’d be meeting beautiful people and wearing beautiful clothes, and now look at me! I’m dressed like an inmate from the Fashion Police jail! Or a lunatic asylum.”
“And I look fat, don’t I? Or do I just look like a Teletubby? Or a toddler? The photographer keeps calling me Tinky-Winky, so maybe that’s it. And I’m like, ‘OK, let’s see YOU try to smile when you’re dressed like this, hey?’ Also, they made me wear peep-toe boots. With ankle socks. Because, like, I didn’t look bad enough before, obviously.”
“SERIOUSLY.”
“I WANT TO DIE, YOU GUYS!”
“Oh, you think it’s funny, do you? That’s it, I’m turning my back.”
“I’m also firing my agent.”
“Oh, and just in case this wasn’t enough of an embarrassment, they also filmed me walking down the catwalk in this thing. I DID NOT SMILE. I refused to smile. Instead, I used my facial expression to convey exactly how I feel about this “outfit”. I should TOTALLY be an actress, you guys, I’m not joking…”
(Don’t worry, folks, this model has been taken to a Fashion Police safe-house, where she’s recovering from her ordeal. Our thanks go to Fashion Police reader Sara for alerting us to this flagrant abuse of an innocent model.)
“I only eat three stalks of celery a day to dress like this? Bring on the bacon…”
lol!
Sort of comforting to see they’re adhering to the PTB rule…
what is the PTB rule?
The Peep Toe Boot Rule : it states that every time a model is spotted wearing an ugly item of clothing, she’s almost always ALSO wearing peep toe boots
Longer explanation here: http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/02/diesel-balloon-jeans-why.html
Poor poor girl. Couldn’t they at least belt the thing? It might have made it look somewhat better. . .
That was funny and you are a good sport! But I’ve got to tell you that any outfit with rolled up pantlegs and socks is hot hot hot! I wish I was sitting at that runway with your bare legs at eye level!!!