Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux-fur platform boots

opening ceremony faux fur boots Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux fur platform bootsBOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG!

And a BAD wig, at that! Opening Ceremony? That’s not “faux fur”. That’s our creepy neighbour’s bad toupee. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any funnier:

faux fur boot fashion police Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux fur platform boots

(It’s what you’d see if you were wearing them. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

If you’ll excuse us now, we have to go and die of laughter…

boot with a toupe Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux fur platform boots

Is it wrong of us to hope these become fashionable, just so we can see people walking around with wigs on their feet? It’s so wrong it’s… well, wrong. So very, very wrong…

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  1. This could be the start of hair-mental madness! Wig bikini! Wig shorts! Full length and fabulous in wig red-carpet dress! The joke possibilities are endless. Please, Fashion Police, make it happen….

  2. Very nineties indeed!
    I remember a girl in my grade had some shoes similar to these when we were about 14-15 (around 1997). With her matching curly hair, I’d call her a poodle behind her back…

  3. Ok. Im not sure what this person was thinking or if they were thinking at all.. But next time I would hope they wont use their left over weave.. thats ugly.. if it needs to be used. donate it!!

  4. Haha they are hilarious! This cause for an “OMG”!

    Where can they be purchased? ;-)
    For real, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see someone in these.. Besides the giggles I would like to see what a person (Or animal?!) would wear with these? A Shirt perhaps? :-D

    Ricki

  5. I LITERALLY ALMOST PEED ON MY SELF WHEN I READ:
    (It’s what you’d see if you were wearing them. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

    If you’ll excuse us now, we have to go and die of laughter…

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