Crimes of Fashion, Shoes

Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux-fur platform boots

BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG!

And a BAD wig, at that! Opening Ceremony? That’s not “faux fur”. That’s our creepy neighbour’s bad toupee. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any funnier:

(It’s what you’d see if you were wearing them. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

If you’ll excuse us now, we have to go and die of laughter…

Is it wrong of us to hope these become fashionable, just so we can see people walking around with wigs on their feet? It’s so wrong it’s… well, wrong. So very, very wrong…

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