Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux-fur platform boots

BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG!

And a BAD wig, at that! Opening Ceremony? That’s not “faux fur”. That’s our creepy neighbour’s bad toupee. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any funnier:

(It’s what you’d see if you were wearing them. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

If you’ll excuse us now, we have to go and die of laughter…

Is it wrong of us to hope these become fashionable, just so we can see people walking around with wigs on their feet? It’s so wrong it’s… well, wrong. So very, very wrong…

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12 Comments

  • July 30, 2010

    charles

    looks like a boot in sheep’s clothing! and an ugly black sheep at that… ick

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  • July 30, 2010

    FionKa

    This could be the start of hair-mental madness! Wig bikini! Wig shorts! Full length and fabulous in wig red-carpet dress! The joke possibilities are endless. Please, Fashion Police, make it happen….

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  • July 30, 2010

    K

    Very nineties indeed!
    I remember a girl in my grade had some shoes similar to these when we were about 14-15 (around 1997). With her matching curly hair, I’d call her a poodle behind her back…

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  • July 30, 2010

    Denise

    The designer had the idea after taking the poodle to the petshop… not to waste anything…

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  • August 1, 2010

    kookakicha

    Call Xavier from X-men, he’ll know how to deal with this mutant.

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  • August 1, 2010

    Danye

    Ok. Im not sure what this person was thinking or if they were thinking at all.. But next time I would hope they wont use their left over weave.. thats ugly.. if it needs to be used. donate it!!

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  • August 2, 2010

    Romanticide

    So many people in the need of wigs and these guys wasting so much hair… thumbs down. >.<

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  • August 2, 2010

    Ricki

    Haha they are hilarious! This cause for an “OMG”!

    Where can they be purchased? 😉
    For real, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see someone in these.. Besides the giggles I would like to see what a person (Or animal?!) would wear with these? A Shirt perhaps? 😀

    Ricki

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    • August 2, 2010

      The Fashion Police

      If you click on the link that says “Product Page” it’ll take you to the site you can buy them from…

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  • August 4, 2010

    Naji

    I LITERALLY ALMOST PEED ON MY SELF WHEN I READ:
    (It’s what you’d see if you were wearing them. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

    If you’ll excuse us now, we have to go and die of laughter…

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  • August 9, 2010

    Elaina

    I think this boot is having a bad hair day LOL

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  • September 25, 2010

    Chia Boot

    […] (This picture is what it would look like to be wearing them.) It’s a Boot in a Wig! […]

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