Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux-fur platform boots

opening ceremony faux fur boots Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux fur platform bootsBOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG!

And a BAD wig, at that! Opening Ceremony? That’s not “faux fur”. That’s our creepy neighbour’s bad toupee. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any funnier:

faux fur boot fashion police Boot in a Wig! Opening Ceremony’s faux fur platform boots

(It’s what you’d see if you were wearing them. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

If you’ll excuse us now, we have to go and die of laughter…

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Style Challenge: What to Wear With a Denim Corset Top?

denim corset top Style Challenge: What to Wear With a Denim Corset Top?This week’s Style Challenge is a request from Fashion Police reader Moni, who owns a top similar (although not quite the same) as the one shown above, and who wants to know how her fellow readers would style it.

Can you help Moni decide how best to wear this top? That’s your Style Challenge, should you choose to accept it! You’ll find the rules of the game under the jump – good luck, and have fun!

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Stuck-Together-Clothes-Crimes: Juicy Couture wide leg terry jumpsuit

Juicy Couture wide leg jumpsuit Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: Juicy Couture wide leg terry jumpsuitThat Madonna has a lot to answer for.  We never saw terry towelling sportswear worn outside the gym until Madonna started to be seen in Juicy Couture.   And now that same brand have decided it is acceptable to sell jumpsuits in that awful fabric.  Terry towelling camisole stuck to terry towelling jogging pants (complete with flattering drawstring) anyone?  My-Wardrobe.com say ‘Luxe off-duty looks don’t get much more glamorous than this!’  We say ‘stuck-together crime of fashion’.

But what do you think?  Is this the ultimate in luxury loungewear, or is it indeed a crime of fashion?  If you want to buy this (and you have £157 to spare), you can do so here.

Functional to fashionable? Tommy Hilfiger Thigh High Duck Boots

Tommy Duck Boots Functional to fashionable? Tommy Hilfiger Thigh High Duck BootsDuck boots are certainly a wardrobe staple. It’s just that they’re usually reserved for country weekends, camping or shoveling snow. The Fashion Police, then, have become suspicious of the fact that they’re suddenly considered so stylish. Lauded by the fashion press after his Fall 2010 fashion show, the Tommy Hilfiger Thigh High Duck Boot is already wait-listed and it’s not available until late August/early September. If you’re ready to jump in line, the boots are $498 and you can reserve a pair at Tommy Hilfiger.

What do you think of them?

Fashion Crimes for the Home: the cardboard box duvet cover

cardboard box duvet cover Fashion Crimes for the Home: the cardboard box duvet cover

This week around the Midas Media blog network:

Shoeperwoman falls in love with United Nude’s frame sandals

Dollface reviews Revlon ColorStay Makeup.

Keeping It Realtor discovers the cardboard box duvet cover - a fashion crime for the home!

And the Grumpy Old Bloggers find that animals and beer do not mix. Duly noted…

The Fashion Police has also seen some updates this week: check out our directory of Online Clothing Stores in the UK and Online Women’s Shoe Stores, and look out for more directories coming soon!

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Links à la Mode: July 29th

fashion blogs Links à la Mode: July 29th

Looking back, moving forward?

Edited by: Florrie Clarke of Intrinsically Florrie.

This week’s links bound across time as we go from the first incarnations of the handbag, to both the glamour and reality of the mid-20th Century and the modern phenomenon of online shopping. And when, in all this, will women be happy with their bodies? Debenhams may now be using unretouched images alongside the photoshopped, but the Daily Mail and the UK’s new equalities minister have decreed a new, and for a lot of us unattainable, body shape for us to aim for.

Links à la Mode: July 29th