BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG! BOOT IN A WIG!
And a BAD wig, at that! Opening Ceremony? That’s not “faux fur”. That’s our creepy neighbour’s bad toupee. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any funnier:
(It’s what you’d see if you were wearing them. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)
If you’ll excuse us now, we have to go and die of laughter…












