You know those people who take standard poodles and groom them into oblivion, even going so far as to dye their hair crazy colours, and not letting up until the dog is barely recognisable as a dog? That’s what we think of when we look at these Bruno Frisoni shoes. The dogs, we mean, not the owners. Oh, and Shire horses, obviously. They look a lot like the hooves of Shire horses. Bright pink ones. This is a strong sign that what we’re dealing with here is a Crime of Fashion. Seriously, do you want your feet to look like they belong on a Shire horse? Or a poodle. Didn’t think so.
Some people clearly do, though, and if you’re one of those people, you’re going to have to head over to the Bruno Frisoni website for a list of stockists. Don’t forget to tell us what you think before you go, though!