What does your skirt length say about you? These tights have the answer…

Ever found yourself wondering whether the length of your skirt is sending out the right signals? Well, now you can work out EXACTLY what kind of signal you’re sending, with the help of these opaque tights, which provide a handy chart to allow you to measure your skirt length and find out what it says about you.

The sliding scale starts at “demure” and goes all the way to “fatal” with the stages in between being (in Spanish) discrete, subtle, flirtatious, sensual, moody, seductive, provocative, bold, shameless and “warrior”.

Which one are you? You’ll have to buy them (from here) to find out. Would you wear them, though?


  • June 21, 2010


    You forgot “dangerous!” :]

  • June 21, 2010


    Aha, I kinda want them, is that bad?
    .-= caz´s last blog ..I tried my hand at gradient nails. pun intended. =-.

  • June 21, 2010


    It’s amusing how even the most sensible length stops at mid-thigh.

    • June 24, 2010


      Along those lines, who would wear one of the “fatal” lengths? Where do you find a skirt that short, and why would you wear tights with it if you owned it? I wonder what the average bathing suit is on these. Actually, a pair of board shorts would probably be demure on the scale.

  • June 21, 2010


    Totally useless and stupid.

  • June 21, 2010

    Ally C

    lol I know a couple of people who need these tights. 😛

  • June 26, 2010


    It wold be fun to give them as a present to someone who likes to weak really short skirts o dresses! LOL Like this chick here.. http://www.slusham.com/andrea-i-kosti-peyat-na-grandiozen-konts.html
    ….. Not to mention that the dress itself is awful and looks terribly cheap.

  • July 21, 2010


    The idea itself is funny, but the fact that these tights are opaque kind of contradicts the purpose, doesn’t it?