We are very used to seeing clothes that are stuck together – tops attached to skirts or trousers, cardigans attached to shirts, that sort of thing. But we think this is the first time we have come across cargo pants stuck to leggings and boy, do we wish we hadn’t. From what we can tell this garment is made mostly of lambskin with huge silk pockets stuck on to the cargo pant section at the top, and a frilly, drawstring waist. If these were just ordinary cargo pants we (probably) wouldn’t have a problem with them, but look at the skinny leather legging legs poking out from the knees. What is that about? Is it supposed to look like suede boots over the trousers? We don’t know. What we do know is that we are arresting them for crimes against fashion. If you want to free them from Fashion Police jail, bail is set at £592.54 (yes, £592.54) and you can buy them at Luisa Viaroma.