Skinny jeans meet wide-leg jeans: and you can wear them both at the same time…

Within the world of fashion, we hear a lot about issues of weight, whether we’re telling people they’re too fat, or telling them they’re too thin.

What, though, about those poor people who’re both fat AND thin, at the same time? We don’t all have the luxury of legs that are roughly the same size as each other, after all, and people with one leg substantially bigger than the other have to buy clothes too, don’t they? Where do they shop, we wonder?

Wonder no more, readers. They shop here. And they probably buy these exact jeans, because let’s be honest, we can’t really think of anyone else who’d wear them. Can you?