Skinny jeans meet wide-leg jeans: and you can wear them both at the same time…

Within the world of fashion, we hear a lot about issues of weight, whether we’re telling people they’re too fat, or telling them they’re too thin.

What, though, about those poor people who’re both fat AND thin, at the same time? We don’t all have the luxury of legs that are roughly the same size as each other, after all, and people with one leg substantially bigger than the other have to buy clothes too, don’t they? Where do they shop, we wonder?

Wonder no more, readers. They shop here. And they probably buy these exact jeans, because let’s be honest, we can’t really think of anyone else who’d wear them. Can you?

14 Comments

  • June 24, 2010

    Beth

    Not to be a nerd, but these totally remind me of the Charger from Left 4 Dead 2. It’s a zombie with one mutated large arm and one withered tiny arm. Picture here: http://tinyurl.com/3xnebxy Uncanny resemblance, no?

    • June 24, 2010

      Steph

      Beth, that might be the best comment I’ve ever seen on here. Completely true.

    • June 24, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      lol, now all I see when I look at the picture is the model doing the zombie shuffle!

  • June 24, 2010

    Bex

    Symmetry be damned – this is fashion!

  • June 24, 2010

    cloots

    LOL These are neat! But from a wearability standpoint, the feeling of one snug leg and one loose breezy one would squick me out all day….

    • June 24, 2010

      cloots

      I feel like I might start walking with a limp….

      • June 24, 2010

        Amee

        I think I might add “squick” to my vocabulary.

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  • June 24, 2010

    RedHeadFashionista

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard at a piece of clothing, and I’ve worn some pretty questionable things in my time. Thankyou for bringing a ray of sunshine. You are SO blogrolled.

  • June 24, 2010

    Kookakicha

    Just in case one leg is larger than the other. How convenient.

  • June 24, 2010

    lizvocal

    The larger question: why bother to be rich and thin, when wearing fashion ‘bang on trend’ makes you look fat and poor? and mentally off balance?

  • June 25, 2010

    Savie

    Why try toget a date? When you can attract attention from mental health agencies everywhere?

  • June 25, 2010

    Nyka

    Yikes! just yikes.

  • July 2, 2010

    anna

    is ‘deconstructed’ technique, very popular in Japan.
    http://www.secondcherry.com/deconstructed.html