This exists.
We’d say more, but…
… sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words, isn’t it?
$50, Karmaloop
Fashion Boobs: The Mesh Hands Crop Top 
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love this!! sometimes some humour is needed in fashion!
Sigh. I think I hate it more because it is not irredeemable. If you remove the weird line down the centre and the hands, there is a perfectly decent mesh shirt to place over a tank top.
the handi-bra from saturday night live has become a top…the trip from mockery to actual clothing is only a matter of time it seems
Ha, I got “Saturday Night Live” vibes too, because I was thinking of the skit they did about a fake magazine called “Holding Your Own Boobs magazine”, which was a mockery of all those sleazy magazines that always show female celebs topless and cupping their own breasts.
Also, it seems to me those hands are awfully small. They wouldn’t cover very much. Your nipples would be slipping out from underneath those hands whenever you walked! You would probably be arrested for wearing this shirt.
Where the hell are her nipples?!
.-= Julia´s last blog ..New Hair, New Me (for now) =-.
Gross, crass, tacky.
It’s a new way to look tacky yet stylish! hole in one!
Hilarious! It’s so bad that .. I love it!
I saw Diana Vickers (X Factor runner-up) in this top… she paired it with a flirty pastel skirt and it looked OK-ish. I guess the rule here is that you MUST NOT WEAR ANYTHING BLACK WITH IT!!!!!