Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Drop crotch shorts: they’re alive!

You know, there’s really not a lot we can say about drop crotch pants that hasn’t already been said about eleventy-one kazillion times. Except…

Does anyone else see the face on this mannequin’s butt? As in, a BUTT FACE? Is it looking at us? Seriously, we could not be more freaked out right now if these shorts jumped through our monitor and BIT us. Which they very well may do, given that they have a face.

Conclusion: the drop-crotch pants are ALIVE. And they’re probably pissed at us for all those times we’ve locked up their drop-crotch brothers.

Be afraid, readers, be very afraid. And if you’re not afraid? Go to Topshop. Buy them for £32. Walk around with an ass like a face, which is at least better than walking around with a face like an ass, isn’t it?

Wondering what they look like from the front?

Now that is one HELL of a camel toe, no?

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