Tall And All gold splash stretch soft velour tall skinny leggings

We’ll just give you a moment to finish dousing your eyes with eyeball bleach.  Better?  Good.

We think these may be one of the most hideous pairs of leggings we have ever seen.  Red, pink, brown, it’s all going on here!  But if you are thinking that the pattern is not so bad, take another look at the title description.

That’s right.

Velour. 

And that’s a crime of fashion, right there.  We are not sure anything made of velour should be allowed, but especially not leggings with an eyesore of a print on them.

So what is it that puts these leggings into the Daylight Robbery category?  Well dear readers, Tall And All are charging £35 for them.  £35!  For leggings!  Leggings which are tights by any other name and should never cost more than about a tenner.

If you disagree however, and would spend £35 on these, you can do so here.

12 Comments

  • May 21, 2010

    cloots

    OHMYGODomygodomygodomygod
    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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  • May 21, 2010

    Lucia

    Worst leggings ever, I agree!
    Never should these things ever see the daylight.
    Plus I am convinced that the left side of the crotch looks like there is a penis printed on it…
    Put these things behind bars rightthisverysecond!

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    • May 24, 2010

      IslandBlue

      Not only that, there is a very graphic “lady parts” right below the large red splotch on the right knee. Damn these are ugly!

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  • May 21, 2010

    Areya

    they look like third degree burn pants!

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    • May 24, 2010

      Moni

      My thought exactly.
      While I’m against velour or velvet leggings per se, the “raw flesh” print on these is just too much.

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  • May 21, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    What disturbed mind dreams up velour leggings that make the wearer look like they’ve got a job as a disemboweller?

    I can’t see any penises on the left side of the crotch, but there is a screaming white haired manga face below a fanged spider monster. Aargh, maybe they’re Rohrschach leggings…

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  • May 22, 2010

    k

    I like them, they look like a painting. They could look very interesting when paired with some black clothes/shoes..and a long top of course

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  • May 22, 2010

    Lau

    Hmmm. I actually like these leggings. They are…interesting

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  • May 24, 2010

    morgan

    I can’t amagine anyone EVER wearing those.First of all,the leggings are velour,and that pattern doesn’t work with velour.And I mean like who wears velour leggings?It looks like a fashion disaster!!!

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  • May 28, 2010

    Mia

    Ah! Looks like something I would design after not taking my pill for a week.
    But, I thing it would be fun just to spend the whole day looking at these pants and finding pictures in them. 🙂

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  • July 17, 2011

    Kelli

    Hell yeah! Aside from the velour, I’d wear these, (were they not so expensive) they are interesting and eye-catching. I agree with k, paired with black it could look great on the right person. It would require Confidence though.

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