Bernhard Willhelm’s Half Pants: half the pants, double the fashion crime

Half pinstripe pant, half camo-print short. Perfect for those days when… actually, you know what? We can’t even finish that sentence. We have no idea what these would be perfect for. Your suggestions are welcome.

If you just want to buy them, meanwhile, you may be disappointed to learn that halving the pants doesn’t necessarily mean halving the price: these are $340 from here.