Bernhard Willhelm’s Half Pants: half the pants, double the fashion crime

Half pinstripe pant, half camo-print short. Perfect for those days when… actually, you know what? We can’t even finish that sentence. We have no idea what these would be perfect for. Your suggestions are welcome.

If you just want to buy them, meanwhile, you may be disappointed to learn that halving the pants doesn’t necessarily mean halving the price: these are $340 from here.

20 Comments

  • May 12, 2010

    Shoes not blues

    Perfect for the day your innate fashion schizophrenia finally breaks free and runs for the hills (the camo bit) clutching some heavy files from work (the pinstripe bit)? Because, you know, that might happen. At least if you live in fashion-designer land.

  • May 12, 2010

    Brie

    I first thought, “These HAVE to be a joke.” Then I realized they were real and felt sad. So awful.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Photoshoot planning and pretty things. =-.

  • May 12, 2010

    Theresa

    These are perfect for halloween when you can’t make up your mind what you want to be, so you just go as both.

  • May 12, 2010

    Alicendre

    Perfect for those days when the weather is oh-so-hot but you’re wearing a wooden leg and you don’t want to show it.

  • May 12, 2010

    Natasha

    Um, perfect for the day when your right hip really needs to keep hidden in a bush, while your left leg goes to work?

  • May 12, 2010

    Monica

    I actually can’t believe these exist.

  • May 12, 2010

    Amee

    Wait..what?

  • May 12, 2010

    Grace

    Dear sweet holy jeebus…this must be a sign that the apocalypse is nigh. There can be no other explanation.

  • May 12, 2010

    bettymae

    for days you feel like wading, get one leg in, and change your mind.
    .-= bettymae´s last blog ..the ‘betty’ chair =-.

  • May 12, 2010

    Steph

    I actually made a kind of strangled retching noise when I saw these. Make it stop. Make it stop.

  • May 12, 2010

    adimenta

    This is so sad it’s not even funny

  • May 12, 2010

    Marianne S.

    Since these are worse than useless and ridiculously overpriced, are they also Daylight Robbery?

  • May 13, 2010

    Bonnie

    Perhaps for the days you plan to straddle a cold front?
    these are possibly the most heinous things i have ever seen

  • May 13, 2010

    Natashadot

    You are bloody joking!

  • May 13, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    This is one of those posts that make me stop and check it’s not 1st April. Let this garment never see the light of day…

  • May 13, 2010

    Miranda

    what in the world! these aren’t the least bit practical. if it’s hot out one leg sweats. if it’s cold one freezes. i hope to god no one buys these…

  • May 14, 2010

    Carrie

    Maybe with colored tights and chunky wedges? Although it would work better if the camo part was capri length. I don’t know what to put on top, maybe some cotton voile or jersey? Simple and a little draping.

    Yes, I know how fashion-y ridiculous I sound, but that was really my first thought, and now I am totally seeing them in my mind on Facehunter.

  • May 15, 2010

    Roz

    WTF?!… puts a whole nother spin on going comando

  • May 17, 2010

    gus

    this is the stupidest thing I have seen in a long time.

  • May 30, 2010

    maddie

    I kinda want to see someone wear those to the mall to see all the estranged looks they get.