Lucky us: we have yet another UK public holiday today, and it’s Memorial Day in the US, so Fashion Police are planning to take full advantage of the break! This means there’ll be no posts for today, and the fashion criminals of the world can [...]
STOP! (Collaborate and listen…) Yes, folks, it’s a Fashion Police Checkpoint, so before you all head off to enjoy the long weekend, we’re going to have to ask you to step to the side and give us a quick inventory of what you’re wearing. It’ll [...]
Christian Dior red off-the shoulder bow dress, £1,600 [polldaddy poll=2982368]
This isn’t technically a case of “stuck together clothes”: it just looks like it is. We’re not really sure what’s worse, actually: sticking clothes together, or just making it LOOK like you stuck clothes together. In this particular example, we think the latter is true: [...]
The Fashion Police are starting to think there’s an underground movement determined to reintroduce The Rocky Horror Show stylings to the real world. It may well be hiding behind the 80s revival look, but definitely features that gothic edge that the frills and flounces of [...]
We are not sure what is wrong with the people at Tall and All but they are now on our Most Wanted list for persistent crimes against fashion, many of which involve tie-dye. This jacket is no exception. It is listed as ‘stertch tie dye’ [...]
Dollface learns that the secret of Kylie’s youthful complexion isn’t Botox, but Pond’s Cold Cream. Shoeperwoman comes face to face with some Shoe Kryptonite. Keeping It Realtor is off her (denim) rocker. The Grumpy Old Bloggers are cheering for the bull. And Forever Amber is [...]
Jason Wu strapless corseted lace dress, $3,450, Net-a-Porter [polldaddy poll=3258596]
Hey, American readers! Are you feeling patriotic, by any chance? Or maybe you’re just feeling indecisive, or bored with the sheer tedium of wearing jeans in which both legs are approximately the same colour? Either way, we have the perfect solution for you: Topshop’s pastel [...]
Hands up if this picture has sent you reeling back to the late 90s? Yes, The Fashion Police are pretty sure this particular dress was last seen on Sporty Spice circa 1998, with an upper arm cuff and platform boots. So what possessed Balmain to [...]
The opening of Louis Vuitton’s new Bond Street store this week was a great opportunity for the celebrity guests to sample the wears (and for the brand to get some excellent advertising), with more than a few of those present choosing to show their support [...]
Silver embellished dress, £59, Miss Selfridge [polldaddy poll=3252108]