Lady Gaga wears a lobster on her head to dinner at Mr Chow

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It’s a little-known fact, but our Chief of Police has a severe phobia of crustaceans. That means she can hardly bear to look at this photo of Lady Gaga, heading out to dinner at Mr Chow in London, wearing a giant “lobster” on her head. And she’d never be able to eat out with Gaga, either – or certainly not if she continued to insist on wearing the food as well as eating it.

So bad is this phobia, that it almost completely distracted the Chief from the fact that Gaga’s dress is see-through. Maybe that’s the whole point?




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  1. Not only is the dress see-through… It is made out of plastic and has an awful cut if you ask me.
    and what is that yellow thing on her hand supposed to be?
    and who the hell would ever wear a lobster on her head???????????
    that is just ridiculous!

  2. But yet we’re still talking about her :)

    I think she does this on purpose. I think she’s pretty awesome, and she gets attention from dressing so…differently.

    • I guess you have to give her kudos for wearing whatever she pleases, but not whining about “attention” and “privacy” while clearly begging for publicity. I admire her for that, and taking jokes about being a man in stride.
      If I pretend she’s just very art noveau, she’s not so bad.

  3. Well that’s definitely the most attractive lobster accessory I’ve ever seen. But then again I don’t remember having seen THAT many.

    Anyway, I maintain that I’ve come to prefer her recent wackiness to previous wackinesses.

  4. Fantastic. That silver lobster hat certainly takes focus off her solar flare yellow hair. Does the shrunken skeletal hand count as her date? And a pantsuit made out of parchment paper …hmm at least she can wrap up any leftovers. The nipple tape is obviously just there to class it up a bit. LOL! Oh that GAGA! …but she’s great.

  5. Oh wow.. I admire her confidence and ability to wear whatever she wants without caring about other people’s opinions but this is taking it a bit far..! The lobster headpiece looks like she’s trying to find a radio signal.
    (Hey, does anyone else wonder how Lady Gaga can walk into Airports without being tackled by 50-odd security guards and / or set off metal detectors??)

  6. i just worry about her vision. she can dress however she pleases but a lot of these headpieces obstruct her line of sight and she usually has 6 in heels on. don’t fall gaga!

    • Actually my first thought was: “Good luck reading the menu and getting food on your fork with that in front of your eyes!” Not the most practical accessory for a dinner.

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