Our first thought upon glancing at this image was, “Wow, the only thing that would make this worse would be if it was a jumpsuit rather than a dress!”
Then we realised that it IS a jumpsuit rather than a dress. A metallic-tiered jumpsuit. A £1,875 metallic tiered jumpsuit. Suddenly we’re very afraid. It’s like a vision of what people in the 70s thought the future would look like: and they were RIGHT. The future DOES look shiny and droopy, and it DOES come with an enormous price-tag: or at least it does for those of you who’re planning to buy this. Anyone? Head over to Net-a-Porter if so.