Oh, that Alexnder Wang! Such a kidder! As if it wasn’t bad enough that he’s already damaged our eyesight once this year with his creation of the Worst! Shorts! Ever!, he’s now gone ahead and ATTACHED those shorts to a pair of drab looking sweatpants. AS IF WE WOULDN’T NOTICE.
– Clothes That Are Stuck Together – Check
– Peep Toe Boot Rule in effect – Check
– Sweatpants that should never been seen in public – Check
– Overly literal application of the Underwear as Outerwear trend – Check
It’s affirmative, folks: we have ourselves a fully-fledged crime of fashion right here. These are $115 at Saks Fifth Avenue.