Crotch or hips, crotch or hips? That’s the choice that lies before you today, readers. Would you rather have all of the droopy, excess material on your pants hanging loosely between your knees…or would you prefer to have it hanging loosely around your hips? Of course, you may well prefer not to have any droopy fabric on your trousers AT ALL, but that’s too bad, because this is Wear or Die, and that means you must choose one of the items above to wear… or you must die.
Which one would you choose? (Remember: DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION!)