This top will cost you £215 / $336. A bargain at twice the price! Oh no, wait… it isn’t, really, is it? In fact, we’d venture to suggest that the Emperor is, once again, looking pretty much naked…
The Emperor’s New Kris Van Assche top 

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so so useless for so much money.
Perhaps to be worn with a bandeau top under…?
Not for 215 quid.
The trim at the bottom is nice though, and it’s strange how backhanded that sounds. It wants to be mocked. XP
It has to have that trim – otherwise it would just look someone had carelessly hacked off the bottom of the netting without bothering to tidy up those frayed or uneven bits.
It reminds me of a bit from “The Ten Commandments” when the Egyptian princess holds up a filmy slice of nothing and announces she will wear it on her wedding night.
Well… this totally defeats the purpose doesn’t it?
Clothes are supposed to cover you… not expose your nakedivity.
Someone needs to point out to the Emporer that one of his minions has scribbled all over the hem of his top with black marker. Probably so they don’t lose the darned thing, because otherwise it would be totally invisible!
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