Fashion Police at the Elle Style Awards

Not just an awards ceremony, but an awards ceremony for STYLE, these images are from last night’s Elle Style Awards, in London.

Our favorite fashion dementor, Kristen Stewart, picked up the Woman of the Year Award, but barely managed to crack a smile at that piece of news, so we’re thinking no more awards for Kristen, who is also grounded until she can improve her attitude, young lady!

Alexa Chung, meanwhile, managed to break out of the short skirt/ankle boots rut she’s been in for a while, but stopped short of combing her hair, Agyness Deyn took recession fashion a little too far by apparently cutting up an old carpet and sticking it to her dress, and the Olsen Twins wore SHRESSES.

Who wins your award for “Most Stylish”, though? Take a look at the gallery below…

Style on Trial: Cardigan-print t-shirt by Paul Smith

cardigan print t shirt Style on Trial: Cardigan print t shirt by Paul SmithThe Stuck-Together-Clothes movement has been gaining popularity over the past few years, but why go to the trouble of actually sticking clothes together when you can simply make it LOOK like you’ve stuck two items together?

That’s what’s happened in the case of this Paul Smith top. It may look like a cardigan worn over a stripe t-shirt, but it’s merely a trick of the eye. You’ve liked similar trompe l’oeil prints before, but what do you think of this one? Clever, or just plain confusing? You decide!

(Oh, and if you just want to buy it, it’s £131 here.)

Giuseppe Zanotti’s strass bullets shoes – for Fashion Police officers on the go

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OK, forget those Police Shoes we showed you earlier this month, The Fashion Police have a new weapon in our continuing fight against crimes of fashion: these Giuseppe Zanotti court shoes, complete with a “holster” for our (crystal-encrusted) bullets:

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The only problem is, if we actually go out on patrol in these, we’d fully expect to be stopped and questioned by the REAL police, so maybe we’ll just leave these to the rest of you. Would you wear them, though? If you would, they’re $603 at Colette.

Worst. Shorts. Ever. Seam-detail shorts from T by Alexander Wang

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$98? Seriously?

Grandpa’s saggy old underpants just became the height of fashion, courtesy of Alexander Wang!

And this time we don’t even NEED to refer to the Peep Toe Boot Rule to know that we have a crime of fashion on our hands, do we? In fact, the only question remaining here is this: would they let you into Tesco in your $98 designer underpants? Somehow we don’t think they would…

Guest Post: The Right Way to Wear Leggings

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Sara Bimmel writes

We’re on the cusp of spring (FINALLY!), and that means leggings and tights will soon start to crop up everywhere. I know they’re fair-weather winter wear, too, but spring is the season when they’ll actually feel comfortable and won’t result in goosebumps all over your legs.

I often have trouble figuring out what to pair with leggings that will look classy instead of ’80s, so I put together this set to show my thoughts. You can see that there are a few common themes:

1) Prints with solids. Generally speaking, if your leggings have a lot going on, don’t pair them with a Hawaiian shirt, and vice versa. You can see that both the shoes and the leggings in outfit #3 are patterned, but they seem to go together naturally rather than clash.

2) Any shoes can work. By that, I mean it’s fine to pair flats, heels, or boots (see outfit #2) with leggings. If your shoes are flashy, see Theme 1 and keep the outfit simple.

3) Accessories should match the spirit of your outfit. What do I mean by that? Well, the black rose in outfit #3 is a little bit grunge, just like the rest of the outfit, and the layered gold necklace in outfit #4 reflects the layers of peacock feathers in the tights. The yellow balls in the necklace of outfit #1 add a pop of color and also mirror the rounded flowers in the dress.

4) Don’t limit yourself to dresses. I paired the leggings with dresses here because I think that can be a tricky combination, but they’d go just as well with skirts or long tunic tops.

This post was contributed by Sara Bimmel, who writes about Halloween costumes over at www.StarCostumes.com.

Goldsign’s ‘Lure’ skinny jeans attacked by piranhas

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Shredded Skinnies

This is what happens when you paddling with piranhas, folks: let this be a lesson to us all. And let this model thank Gaga that it was her jeans that bore the brunt of the attack, not her legs.

It’s also interesting to note that the “Peep Toe Boot Rule” we spoke of on Friday is in effect here: the evidence in favour of our theory is growing!

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Fashion Police at the Bafta Film Awards 2010

The awards season rolls on, and last night saw celebrities walk the red carpet in London for the 2010 Bafta Film Awards.

This wasn’t a great night for style all round, in our opinion, but luckily Kristen Stewart’s scowl (Which we swear to Gaga, could curdle milk) blinded us early on, and made everyone else look better in comparison. That girl is like a fashion Dementor – one look at her and you feel like you’ll never be happy again, no matter what she’s wearing.

Scowls aside, what did everyone else think of the fashion from last night’s show? Take a look at the gallery below!