It Crawled from the Deep: Marchesa tiered silk-organza dress

THIS is what we were talking about yesterday when we mentioned “jellyfish fashion”. And look, we love jellyfish as much as the next woman (Which is to say, “Not much at all, really.”), but wearing them, however, is another matter altogether, and given that this dress looks like a jellyfish that just ate a bridesmaid, we’re going to pass. If you absolutely love it, however, better call the bank manager: it’s £4,628 at Net-a-Porter.