Is there any hope for these sandals, readers? Could they ever be redeemed? Our officers did wonder if a change of laces might make a difference, but of course, that would still leave us with the padded ankle, bright yellow toe strap, and… the rest.
We’re forced to conclude, then, that these sandals are proof that the words “hiking” and “sandals” should not be used in the same sentence: or at least not in the same product description. We stand by that assessment, but if you disagree, you can head over to Shopbop, where these are currently available for $595.