Crimes of Fashion, Jeans

Dept used denim pants: the new king of drop crotch

Drop crotch criminals have found a new king, readers. We were alerted to this by Fashion Police reader Liz, and we immediately put out an APB on them, but we fear it may be too late: these pants are already out there, and they’re making all other drop crotch pants look good in comparison. This makes them perhaps the most dangerous criminals the Fashion Police have ever had to deal with – and the fact that¬†these actually looks more like a denim jacket turned upside down and worn as pants than actual pants also makes us worry about copycat crimes. That’s without even getting into the whole “let’s style them with a pair of rain boots!” thing.

If you see these pants, readers, please: don’t approach them. They may be dangerous. Just call the Fashion Police: we’ll do our best to bring them in…

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