Dress of the Day: Rachel Gilbert ‘Coco’ silk-chiffon dress 
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Monthly Archives: December 2009
Dress of the Day: Rachel Gilbert ‘Coco’ silk-chiffon dress
Gaga Fashion: The Barracuda sunglasses by A-Morir
If Lady Gaga doesn’t already own these, she totally should.
If you’d like to own them too, they’re $352 at Karmaloop.
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Unsolved Mysteries: Alexander Wang Geometric Off-shoulder Onesie
Ah, that magical moment when evening-wear and onesies collide!
We’re most confused by the tweed fabric used in this. When would you wear a tweed “onesie”? In some other fabric, and if, say, it had a skirt, rather than what appear to be cycling shorts at the bottom, it could just’ve worked – or at least been a whole lot less puzzling.
Of course, that would defeat the whole purpose of the tweed onesie, though, and Alexander Wang wouldn’t be able to charge $395 for it. Ah, fashion!
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Style on Trial: Mary Katrantzou silk roll-neck dress
Our gut instinct: when a dress could be mistaken for a bottle of perfume from a distance, it’s probably a crime of fashion.
In the interests of giving it a fair trial, however, we put it you, ladies and gentlemen of the Fashion Police jury: IS this a crime of fashion? Or do you actually kinda like it? (If you do, it’s £785 at Browns.)
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Daylight Robbery: Lanvin’s £465 canvas ‘Love’ shopper
Maybe we’re just super-stingy, but we don’t think there’s a canvas shopper in the world we’d be willing to pay £465 / $764 for. Not even if it has a Lanvin label on the inside and a “look, we coloured it in ourselves!” picture on the front.
Come on Lanvin, joke’s over: now, what’s the REAL price?
Lanvin ‘Love’ shopper, £465
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Dress of the Day: Holly Willoughby cross front pencil dress from Additions Direct
Dress of the Day
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One of the ugliest dresses of the year, by Comme des Garcons
Ugliest Dress of the Year?
Of all the dresses in all the world, we think this one by Comme des Garcons is a strong contender for the title of “ugliest”.
We see absolutely no redeeming features here, but if you do, and you have a spare £630 burning a hole in your bank account, knock yourself out at Yoox.com.
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Duke & Duchess white lace dress arrested for “visible shoulder pads” offence
Visible shoulder pads: WHY?
This Duke & Duchess dress was actually a citizen’s arrest by Fashion Police reader, Alice. It’s been taken into custody, not simply for being a white lace dress, and therefore the sort of thing Britney Spears would (and has) worn to one of her weddings, but because of this:
Eyeball bleach, anyone?
Bad enough for the shoulder pads to exist in the first place. But for them to be so highly visible? And so very PINK? They almost distracted us from the super-ugly black zip, which really has no place on this see-through lace dress, but only almost: we see the black zip and the pink shoulder pads, and we consider them sufficient reason to cast this dress into the depths of Fashion Police jail. Bail is set at £60, and is payable to ASOS.com.
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