These, readers, are “onion heels”, apparently – although some of the readers at Shoeperwoman suggested “goiter heels” may be a more appropriate term for them.
We’ll let you be the judge of that, but tell us: what do you think of them? We think the disproportionate heel on a boring black court shoe looks like some kind of strange experiment gone badly wrong, but if you disagree and think these are the best thing since… onions… they’re £220 from Far Fetch.
hm… intresting, but for me it isn’t pretty nice. But onion heel is a great name for this ;P
come to me when u have time
First association: that heel has got a tumor.
And when a shoe is making me think of an illness, it’s not a sexy shoe for me…
*I just had the disturbing image of it being contagious and turning all my shoes in THAT*
The heels of Frankensteins Bride. I mean the heel looks like it’s swollen.
Never thought I’d say this, ever, really, but “Damn. That shoe has a ghetto booty” was the first thought that came to mind.
these poor shoes seem to have a serious heel-tumor…
In L.A., even high heels are getting boob jobs?
Lady Lump Shoes?
Kardashian heels?
ok I give up
No, no, no, no, no. Do not want.
What now?….uugh….what? high heels have big buttocks too?…..
Puhleaz, really? have we run out of shoe designs.