Alarming news has reached us this afternoon, readers: it would seem that the stuck-together-clothes of the world have found themselves a KING.
Yes, leggings have gone and gotten themselves attached to a top. And, technically, this should just create some kind of unitard: bad, maybe, but not the worst thing we’ve seen here. Somehow, though, this garment manages to be much more bizarre than a mere unitard, because by “net top” they mean “short-sleeved net cardigan” and by “leggings” they mean “fishnet knee-highs”:
This is the reason The Fashion Police developed our rule on stuck-together-clothes in the first place. This is what happens when these things get out of hand, you see: you start off with a simple cardigan-stuck-to-shirt crime, and before you know what hit you, you’re walking around being all zany and keerrrraazzeee with your socks attached to your cardigan.
We don’t know what’s most surprising, either: the fact that this exists at all, or the fact that it’s sold out.