Crimes of Fashion, Dresses

Duke & Duchess white lace dress arrested for “visible shoulder pads” offence

Visible shoulder pads: WHY?

Visible shoulder pads: WHY?

This Duke & Duchess dress was actually a citizen’s arrest by Fashion Police reader, Alice. It’s been taken into custody, not simply for being a white lace dress, and therefore the sort of thing Britney Spears would (and has) worn to one of her weddings, but because of this:

Eyeball bleach, anyone?

Eyeball bleach, anyone?

Bad enough for the shoulder pads to exist in the first place. But for them to be so highly visible? And so very PINK? They almost distracted us from the super-ugly black zip, which really has no place on this see-through lace dress, but only almost: we see the black zip and the pink shoulder pads, and we consider them sufficient reason to cast this dress into the depths of Fashion Police jail. Bail is set at £60, and is payable to ASOS.com.

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