Unsolved Mysteries: Alexander Wang Geometric Off-shoulder Onesie

alexander wang playsuit1 Unsolved Mysteries: Alexander Wang Geometric Off shoulder Onesie

Ah, that magical moment when evening-wear and onesies collide!

We’re most confused by the tweed fabric used in this. When would you wear a tweed “onesie”? In some other fabric, and if, say, it had a skirt, rather than what appear to be cycling shorts at the bottom, it could just’ve worked – or at least been a whole lot less puzzling.

Of course, that would defeat the whole purpose of the tweed onesie, though, and Alexander Wang wouldn’t be able to charge $395 for it. Ah, fashion!




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  1. Wearing something like this can really take you back to your childhood. And I mean this in a good way. I welcome the new playfulness trend. But that makes me wonder about what would a man like me be wearing?

  2. I’m having flashbacks to 1st grade, thinking to myself — how do you go to the bathroom in that? Do you have to take the whole thing OFF? Even if it wasn’t ugly, thanks, but no thanks.

  3. All I can think of is that the model pictured above was in a terrible zombie movie sequel based on a video game that aired on the SyFy channel (in the US) a couple of months ago.

    That said, I welcome this girl’s new utterly silent role in my life. A role without machine guns or blood-drenched, shredded sports bras. I can only hope that I remember her for this play-suit more strongly than for her ‘I had to kill the entire African village so the virus wouldn’t spread’ monologue.

  4. If it were a shirt and made out of a different material, it’d be a nice shirt. Pity.

    Also: wtf I wouldn’t even wear a suit made out of tweed like that. That looks like it was made out of leavings, not proper wool. Ew.

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