As far as skirts go, there’s “short”, and then there’s “short“. And then there’s “OMG, I totally forgot to finish getting dressed before leaving the house.”
Guess which category Melanie Brown here falls into?
Yes, Mel, they are indeed a very fine set of legs. But you’re still making us think of one of those nightmares where you find yourself out in public without your clothes on. (Or, in our case, with your clothes on, but your clothes are suddenly Crocs and harem pants. Aaaargh!) Remember: skirts are not the enemy. They are your friends.