Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Trousers? Skirt? Have both, courtesy of Maison Martin Margiela

 

Skousers

Skousers

Of all of the stuck-together-clothes, in all the closets, in all the world, we think there should be a special place in the Fashion Police jail for the trousers that are attached to skirts. In short, we hate this look. Because it’s not 1994 any more, you know? And even if it was, why would you do this? Trousers with attached tulip skirt? Really, Martin Margiela?

Such is our dislike of these items, we think they need their own blended name, a la “jeggings” and “shresses”. We think we’re going to call them “Skousers”. Not to be confused with “Scousers”, of course:

A scouser

A scouser

It’s official, then: we’ve created our very own “blended fashion” word! We feel kind of dirty now, to be honest.

Martin Margiela trousers with attached tulip skirt, £435

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