Oh no, not AGAIN! Are the muppets safe from NO ONE? Must fashion designers continue this terrible tradition of hunting down and killing every last one of them, purely so we can have super-expensive jackets?
The Fashion Police would like it to be known that this kind of thing is NOT ON. In the future, anyone found to be involved in muppet killing will be sent straight to Fashion Police jail, on a life sentence. We’re going to be starting with Tim Ryan, who’s selling the coats you see above for £1,930 each at Browns. He goes straight to the newly-opened Muppet Wing of our jail – unless, of course, any of our readers would like to step in and plead for his innocence? Anyone?