Good news, readers! For just £390 / $654 you can look like you're wearing a saggy pair of shorts and a white t-shirt!
OR, you could... but no. No, that's just silly. Who would want to go to all of the trouble of just buying a saggy pair of shorts and a plain white t-shirt, and then have to work out how to wear them together when someone has done it for you? OK, sure, you'd save... well, probably around $350, but the fact is, they wouldn't be DESIGNER saggy shorts and a DESIGNER plain t-shirt, would they? Didn't think so.
These ones are, and the fact that they happen to be stuck to each other, well, that's just part of the fun, isn't it? This is by Alexander Wang, and you can buy it at Net-a-Porter.