We’re not sure whether we should be arresting these shoes or buying them in bulk for our officers’ uniforms. Sure, they look alarming, but we somehow don’t think fashion criminals would give us much trouble if we were wearing these, hmm? They look pretty lethal [...]
Repeat after us, Megan: “Leggings are not pants. Leggings are not pants. Leggings are not pants.” Not even when they have a funny little wrinkled “skirt” bit at the top, that doesn’t even cover the crotch. NOT LEGGINGS. Got it? OK, as you were.
Oh no, not AGAIN! Are the muppets safe from NO ONE? Must fashion designers continue this terrible tradition of hunting down and killing every last one of them, purely so we can have super-expensive jackets? The Fashion Police would like it to be known that [...]
ASOS twisted slinky one-shoulder dress, £38
While we’re on the subject of ugly sweaters… We’re sure some people will look at this Miss Selfridge cardigan and see a cosy, practical and cheerful winter knit. We, on the other hand, look at it and see something a children’s TV presenter – possibly [...]
Citizen’s Arrest carried out by: Selina Alleged Perp: Charlotte Ronson high waisted pencil skirt with zip Hey, remember those scratchy sweaters some elderly relative would always give you for Christmas? They’d itch like mad, but you’d be forced to dutifully wear them at least once [...]
Denim joggers. De-nim jog-gers. Denim. Joggers. No, it’s no use: no matter how you say it, it’s still appalling. On a more positive note, it was heartening to find out that most of you are firmly against the “Wear sweatpants with heels! It’ll be totes [...]
OK, we have to be honest: when we first read about Donna Karan’s Infinity Dress, our immediate thought was, “Hey, haven’t American Apparel been doing this for years?” Well, yes they have, and so have many other retailers, we’re sure, so this isn’t a new [...]
[This dress was nominated by Ally. Thanks, Ally!] Catherine Malandrino draped silk jersey dress, £460
Rihanna pulled yet another “look at me!” number out of the box at the American Music Awards this weekend, wearing this very structured Zac Posen dress. Well, we’re looking, Rihanna – we’re definitely looking. But what are we thinking, readers, that’s the question? We’re mostly [...]
Is that a crafty version of a harem playsuit on Daisy Lowe? It certainly appears that way, doesn’t it Are we going to allow this kind of garment to walk free, then, readers, or do you think it’s actually perfectly fine, and deserving of a [...]
You may have to look closely at the evidence before you, jurors, to see the problem with it. From the image on the left, we at first thought this cardigan had a kind of stylised heart design, but a quick look at the image on [...]