Louise Goldin’s super-spiky shoes for Topshop: ouch!

louise goldin topshop shoes1 Louise Goldins super spiky shoes for Topshop: ouch!

We’re not sure whether we should be arresting these shoes or buying them in bulk for our officers’ uniforms. Sure, they look alarming, but we somehow don’t think fashion criminals would give us much trouble if we were wearing these, hmm? They look pretty lethal to us. (Good luck getting them through airport security, too, by the way!)

They’re from Louise Goldin’s Spring/Summer collection for Topshop, and they’re not yet available to buy, but look out for them soon. No, we mean that literally, as in “LOOK OUT! You’re standing next to someone with spikes on their feet!” Still, at least no one will ever tread on your toes in them… or not more than once, anyway!

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  1. i kinda like the silver ones…in an unwelcome pick up situation you could always threaten a good swift kick in the you know whats…assuming it is a guy trying to hit on you ;)

  2. Why can I see Eddie Izzard wearing these?

    If I wore pumps, I would totes wear these. Do the white ones with the spiky toe come in red?

  3. Too trendy..I hate this latest studs/sequins/spikes-rockstar trend. Reminds of the similar rockstar-punk look that was in fashion for a minute back in 2003..

  4. I read somewhere that they’ll hit stores on my birthday — oh yes, I think they will do just fine as a birthday present to myself.

    They will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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