Crimes of Fashion, Skirts

Citizen’s Arrest: Charlotte Ronson high waisted pencil skirt with zip

Scratchy sweater, anyone?

Scratchy sweater, anyone?

Citizen’s Arrest carried out by: Selina

Alleged Perp: Charlotte Ronson high waisted pencil skirt with zip

Hey, remember those scratchy sweaters some elderly relative would always give you for Christmas? They’d itch like mad, but you’d be forced to dutifully wear them at least once a year, just to be polite?

Well, they make just as ugly skirts, too, don’t they?

Verdict: Remanded into Fashion Police custody: bail set at $79.80, payable to Shopbop.

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