Breaking (almost) every rule in the style book…

 

crimes of fashion Breaking (almost) every rule in the style book...

GULP.

Where to start with this one? Where to start? Any one of these items (except maybe the shoes) would’ve been bad enough on its own, but to cram all of them together on the same model like this: well, it just seems like a flagrant attempt to get her arrested, doesn’t it?

So far, we count four separate crimes and misdemeanours:

1. Visible bra

2. See-through top

3. Shoulder pads. Visible ones.

4. Leggings worn as pants.

Even this list, though, doesn’t really capture the magnitude of FUG that is this outfit. What were you thinking, MyCatwalk? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?




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  1. I think the Writing Division also need to be involved – for the almost vomit-inducingly pretentious description that includes (1) use of the word ‘voilà’ in a non-ironic context and (2) mis-spelling it as a musical instrument. Mind you I suppose (2) negates (1)…

  2. if the ellery woman is strong, bold and fearless and believes “more is more” as the ad states…methinks she would have no problem demanding MORE fabric be present before she shells out MORE than $300 for a top lol

  3. It’s a playsuit for a lazy Saturday when the whole apartment becomes your bed.
    That’s an occasion when the Fashion Police is being locked out.

  4. Yuck, it doesn’t even attempt to match! I think the visible bra is definitely the worst. The orthopedic-esque sandals are a close second to me.
    (Or, maybe they’re just poor, innocent, normal looking sandals that got caught up in the ugliness of this outfit? Who knows)

  5. I could almost dismiss it as a routine “underwear as outerwear” violation, if not for the shoulder pads. On the outside. Kym Ellery is laughing at the “Ellery woman” until she wets herself.

  6. Well. I like the studded leggings. And that’s it.

    As a side-note: the “older posts” link at the bottom of every page has gone kabloo-ey for me. Known problem or my computer being weird?

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