Dress of the Day: Alexander Wang corseted satin jersey dress
Alexander Wang corseted satin jersey dress, £755
Yves Saint Laurent proves that leather isn’t always sexy
One of the great unsolved myseries of the universe: how can something described as a “leather jumpsuit” be so completely and utterly unsexy? This one by Yves Saint Laurent is actually the anti-sexy AND it costs £2,543. Buy it if you will – but be [...]
Shress Roundup: straight from the Sheer Dress section of the Fashion Police jail
Sheer dresses – or “shresses” as the fashion world dubbed them shortly after they started to appear on the runways. How we laughed at them! Soon, however, it was the SHRESSES that were having the last laugh, because rather than disspear almost immediately, as we [...]
Holey clothes! LnA Ripped V Tee
On the plus side, this only costs £24.11, which isn’t TOO extortionate. (Although it WAS £40. Yes.) On the minus side, however: £24?! For something that looks like THIS? And people are willingly going out and spending money on a brand-new-but-looks-old pre-ripped t-shirt? So they [...]
Green dress by Gai Mattiolo Couture: enough ruffles for ya?
Well, it’s certainly starting to feel a lot like Christmas, isn’t it? For instance, here’s one of the decorations! Well, it looks like one, anyway. We can’t quite make our minds up about this dress, though. It feels like it COULD be stunning… if it [...]
Something for the Weekend: Rihanna, Katie Price and Christmas
We know many of our US readers are out shopping up a storm today, and we have some storm-like shopping to do ourselves, so we’re going to give ourselves the day off from fashion-policing. Don’t worry, we’ll be back as usual on Monday – until [...]
Dress of the Day: Just Cavalli pink stretch-satin corset dress
Pink satin corset dress, £335, Just Cavalli
Crimes Against Crochet: Jean Paul Gaultier’s ankle-length dress
We’d perhaps be able to understand this dress a little better if it was a beach cover-up, say. That doesn’t mean we’d be able to forgive it, mind you – it’s not like it’s actually going to cover anything up, after all, which kinda defeats [...]
Jeffrey Campbell’s ‘Tick’ wedges: heavy metal
Peep toe boots AND a heavy metal sole? These definitely won’t be going onto our Christmas list anytime soon, but they HAVE gone onto someone’s, because they’ve already sold out twice on pre-order, and they’re not even available yet! They’re by Jeffrey Campbell, they’re called [...]
Breaking (almost) every rule in the style book…
GULP. Where to start with this one? Where to start? Any one of these items (except maybe the shoes) would’ve been bad enough on its own, but to cram all of them together on the same model like this: well, it just seems like [...]
Shoe Porn: Pink peep toes by Rene Caovilla
It’s been a while since we confiscated some Shoe Porn, but we thought these pink peep toes by Rene Caovilla fit the bill rather nicely. As Shoeperwoman noted, they have a real “boudoir” feel to them, and seem to be just begging to be worn with [...]
Dress of the Day: Marchesa embroidered silk-organza dress
Marchesa embroidered silk-organza dress, £1,560