Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Unsolved Mysteries: Velour playsuit from River Island

velour-playsuit

Well, thank goodness for this. Because if there HADN’T been a way to marry the worlds of velour and playsuits, AND to make their wearer look nude, but saggy, we just don’t know how we could’ve gone on living.

We are, however, confused by this garment. The velour fabric and elasticated waist seems to say “slobbing out at home”, but the strapless top says “party time!” In the same way, the bottom of the garment says “cosy” but the top says “It’s a bit nippy in here, innit? I wish I had something to cover my shoulders!”

Any ideas? Where would you wear this? Or perhaps a better question: WOULD you wear this?

River Island velour playsuit, £29.99

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