Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Really? We’re still doing this? This whole, “I’m actually naked, but you can’t say anything about it, because I’m wearing a shress in a bizarre attempt to create the illusion of modesty” thing? Because, the thing about that is, it’s not really much of an illusion, really, is it? And in the case of Tara Palmer-Tomkinson here (English heiress and party girl, for the benefit of those of you who’ve never heard of her), we have to ask: what was the point of the dress? Why not just go out naked? (NOT THAT WE’RE ADVOCATING THAT) It would serve exactly the same purpose, but cost a whole lot less…
