Wear or Die: House of Holland denim edition

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London Fashion Week has been and gone, but we’re still having recurring nightmares about some of the pieces featured in the House of Holland show, so we figured, what the hell! Let’s make our readers choose one of these outfits to wear… or die! And then we laughed like cartoon villains.

The two outfits we’ve chosen for you both feature a dash of denim. Would you rather wear that denim placed strategically over your private parts, as in option A, however, or in the form of a denim bra, worn with big pants and lots of lace, like option B? The choice is yours: just remember, however, that you must choose one outfit to wear – in this game, death is NOT an option!

So, what’s it going to be?

Wardrobe Malfunction: Kate Moss flashes her boobs at the Yves St. Laurent show

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Kate Moss

Now, we know what you’re going to say: “Oh, but some dresses/tops don’t look see-through until the camera flash hits them!” And yes, that’s true. But:

a) This doesn’t look like one of those tops

b) You’d think Kate Moss would know about the whole “flash makes some fabrics see-through” thing by now, wouldn’t you? She’s been in the business long enough, after all. Don’t they teach that kind of thing at Celebrity School?

In conclusion: we’re letting her off with a Wardrobe Malfunction ticket, but we’re not totally convinced this isn’t a full-blown crime of fashion. What do you think?

Citizen’s Arrest: The Croc Keychain

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Croc keychain

Because there are just too many fashion criminals out there for The Fashion Police to handle on our own, we’re sometimes forced to rely on our readers to make citizen’s arrests when they spot a crime being committed right under their nose.

This particular arrest was made by Fashion Police reader Sarah, who spotted this Croc key-chain at her local WalMart. Clearly the shoes weren’t horrifying enough – now people want to actually hang plastic shoes from their keyrings. We despair. Crocs on a key chain: scarier than snakes on a plane any day…

Spotted a Fashion Crime in your area? Snap a quick photo on your phone and email it to us. Together we’ll fight those crimes of fashion! (P.S. – Please don’t send us photos of people, though – clothes and accessories only!)

Rihanna wears her bra to Paris Fashion Week

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Rihanna

It’s almost like she actually wants us to arrest her, isn’t it?

Is that what’s going on here, Rihanna? Is it some kind of cry for help? Because while going out in your bra is at least a little better than going out without your bra, like you did on Friday, lingerie covered with a few strips of material does not an outfit make. Now go and put some clothes on before you catch your death…

Jimmy Choo for H&M – what do you think?

jimmy choo Hm 5 Jimmy Choo for H&M – what do you think?

The shoes won’t be available to purchase until November 14th (and even then, you’ll probably be lucky to get your hands on a pair), but the first images of the Jimmy Choo for H&M collection were released this month, so naturally we want to know what you think. Will you be lining up to fight over them, or will you give this one a miss? Prices range from 40 – 200 euros.

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Dress of the Day: Matilda dress from Modcloth

matilda dress modcloth1 Dress of the Day: Matilda dress from Modcloth

We’ve had some requests lately for the return of Dress of the Day, so, slightly against our better judgement, here it is.

We couldn’t resist showing you this grey “Matilda” dress from Modcloth, but now we risk your wrath by revealling that, although new in, it’s already sold out. We can see why. We’ve pressed the “notify me on restock” button, needless to say…

Modcloth ‘Matilda’ dress, $52.99