The words ‘Very Hot’ in the title of this post are Emanuel Ungaro’s, not ours. We’re… not sure about these shoes. In fact, we’re not really sure about ANYTHING produced by a brand that calls Lindsay Lohan its “creative director”. That scares us a little if we’re totally honest.
But back to the shoes. Anything that describes itself as “Very Hot” seems like it’s just desperate to be challenged on that assessment, and so we ask you: ARE these shoes Very Hot? Or are they just very… not?
Katy Perry has certainly managed to make her mark on Paris Fashion Week this year. She’s appeared at almost all of the shows, sometimes with new boyfriend Russel Brand in tow, and now here she is wearing a muppet print dress. It’s certainly very Katy’, but unfortunately her breasts don’t seem to agree – they look like they’re desperately trying to escape here, perhaps for Fear of being associated with this dress?
Sorry, girls, it’s too late, we already spotted you. You’ll just have to hope Katy decides to free you soon…
Oh dear. It’s almost as if Lily Cole looked at herself in the mirror on the morning of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus premiere, and thought, “Crap, I’m too good looking to be taken seriously as an actress. I need to play things down. I know! I’ll throw on some kind of tent! And maybe some sheer black tights, worn with white, open-toed shoes! That’ll work.”
We’ve made no secret of the fact that we don’t really get the whole “Dress Like a Toddler” trend, or why adults would want to dress up as ickle wickle bunny wabbits and the like – even in the privacy of their own homes.
When the adults in question are prepared to pay $610 for their onesies, we’re even more confused: and the fact that this one is sold out at Opening Ceremony conforms, that yes, there are people willing to do exactly that.
Rodarte have made a collection of three dolls, all dressed in tiny versions of clothes by the label – look, this one’s wearing the famous cobweb tights from the Spring/Summer 2008 collection. These dolls cost $1,125, so are presumably aimed at the serious collector only. Ahem. Would you buy one, though? If you would, head over to Colette, and have your credit card at the ready…