Now, we know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking this model is wearing denim shorts over lace tights/leggings, aren’t you? And, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably thinking that, hey, it doesn’t look so great, but still, it could be worse, couldn’t it?

People, it IS worse…

Those are not shorts, you see. And that’s not tights underneath them, or even leggings. No, the leggings are attached to the shorts. Yes. We know! Ksubi call the resulting garment “jeans”: we call it “possibly the worst case of “clothes-that-are-stuck-together” we’ve ever seen. Seriously, someone needs to separate these items. Free the shorts! Release them from the tyranny of having to spend eternity joined to a pair of lace leggings! Or, if you actually like them, buy them for $315 at Shopbop - it’s up to you.