At last! Shoes that have, not just a face, but a tail, too! And whiskers! Haven’t you always wanted your shoes to have a tail and whiskers? Oh, come on, they’ll go perfectly with the Kermit jacket and Fozzie bear sweater!

Made by Jean Charles De Castelbajac, these shoes re-define the phrase “leopard print”, giving us, not just the print, but the entire animal. We have to admit, they did make us smile, but as for paying $746 to actually wear them? We’re going to say “no” to that.

And hope the shoes don’t bite us for it…