We’re possibly being generous here by assuming these bones leggings are being sold as part of the general Halloween-themed madness that hits the retail world at this time every year. We certainly hope they’re not supposed to be worn as part of your day-to-day attire but, well, you never really know these days, do you?

If you’re looking for an easy (not to mention lazy) Halloween costume, though, these are £20 at Topshop, who’re also selling the usual assortment of devil horns, angel wings etc. The rest of the skeleton, however, you’ll have to find for yourself…