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So, everyone’s heard of the Snuggie, right? It’s the blanket with sleeves, and the only thing that’s saved it from Fashion Police arrest is the fact that the Snuggie is designed to be worn in the comfort and privacy of your own home, and we have no jurisdiction there.


Now, though, it looks like the Snuggie has grown legs and walked right out into the open, calling itself the Uni-Lazy. As you can see, it’s basically like an adult onesie. The difference between this and other such products, however, is that the makers of the Uni-Lazy suggest that, rather than just wearing it to bed or around the house, it would be the perfect garment to wear… why, just about anywhere!

Here’s our favourite photo of the Uni-Lazy in action:

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“And then they held hands and walked off into the sunset, both of them snug as bugs in their Uni-Lazys…”

Or how about this one:

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Homeboys know how to rock da Uni-Lazy!

In conclusion: The Uni-Lazy – making each and every one of us look like giant mutant toddlers!

Are you convinced yet, readers? From the images above, it seems clear that the Uni-Lazy will make your life better: are you ready to slip into your onesie and hit the town? If so, it comes in a range of colours and is $51.71 from Forever Lazy.

[Thanks to Rodney for the report!]

22 COMMENTS

  1. I’m not tooo worried. I mean, I can’t REALLY see anyone wearing these out in public…

    (Watch them become the latest trend before my eyes.)
    .-= Anna´s last blog ..Annoying thing. =-.

    • Nah, even teenagers have limits. At least velour track suits have a shape (though I can’t stand them either), so I doubt any girl would wear something like this…
      And guys wouldn’t wear it because of the whole looking-like-a-freaking-infant thing..

  2. The most disturbing detail about it is that zipper across the butt … so you don’t have to take it off when visiting the bathroom?! *shudder*

    @ Anna: I’ve seen enough teenaged Gangsta-wannabes proudly wearing baby blue velour track suits to believe that there could actually be people who would wear this.
    I just hope they live somewhere far away from me.

  3. Whoa! Am I seeing correctly? Do those adult onesies actually have butt flap openings just like baby onesies? *shudder*

  4. Methinks the uni-lazy should become the fashion police’s new inmate uniform…put the eternally virtually naked celebutantes in them
    also…that photo with the “Homeboys know how to rock da Uni-Lazy!” made me giggle so much

  5. Ha ha ha, I think it’s really funny because in the first picture they look totally normal except for their clothes….and I love how the last one is probably photoshopped lol!

  6. Oh God tell me this is a joke?
    I wonder how long before they make one with ears on the hood?
    .-= chocoholic´s last blog ..Pig in a Blanket – Obsessed =-.

  7. Yer-rg-lurrk! excuse me, i nearly threw up there. but those snuggie ads dont they show a woman weraing one at a baseball game?

  8. Hahahahhaa. Guess could totally cancle that gym membership if I was to wear one of these right. I wouldn’t even wear them at home, I mean, what’s wrong with normal pants and big sweaters?? They do just fine in the cold, srsly..
    .-= MsVeve´s last blog ..What to wear to the first day of school? =-.

  9. they all look like overgrown babies, how can an adult wear something like that? worst piece of clothing ever!
    .-= maddy´s last blog ..O noua taxa pe poluare =-.

  10. this is crazy… at my uni I have already seen people walking around wearing the snuggie and now this…what the hell are they gonna think if next!!!!!

  11. I think it’s time to arrest the snuggie (aka backwards bathrobe) too. I’ve seen commercials with people wearing them outside.

    These… well, they would be great if you wanted to go as a toddler for Halloween. Otherwise, no.

  12. i dont know what you girls are talking about. Regardless of how it looks, you have to admit the Uni-Lazy looks like a very comfortable piece of clothing. Personally, I would be entertained and applaud someone if they were to wear this out.

  13. I have 2 Uni-Lazys. I wore my black one to the dog park today. Quite the conversation piece, ladies. Had 2 men and 1 women ask me about it… They are really comfortable and great to throw on after work and on weekends.

  14. oh dear God…its like the old school red thermal underwear with the button up buttflap only apparantly made ‘cool’…oh my

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