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We set out to find a handbag under $100 this week, and came up with this Melie Bianco tote, which comes in at just $79, leaving us with cash to spare. We, naturally, love the teal colour (and so did Rachel Zoe, actually: this was one of her Piperlime “Top Picks”. Should we be worried about this, we wonder?), but it’s also available in tan, black, pewter and gold. We’re spoiled for choice.
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Dollface wants to know what you think of Drew Barrymore’s new two-tone hair (pictured).
Shoeperwoman finds a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes she doesn’t like – wonders will never cease.
Keeping It Realtor finds some geeky photo frames.
Grumpy Old Bloggers find some “fashions” plain old strange.
And Forever Amber celebrates a couple of milestones.
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Ready to see some more fabulous outfits created by our reader? Here’s Part 3 of our Thigh high Boot Challenge results!
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Dear Rihanna,
Please buy a bra.
Love,
The Fashion Police x
(possibly-not-safe-for-work close-up under the jump)
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See? Told you we had it all under control, didn’t we?
Oh, OK, fair enough it’s not us, it’s a bunch of models promoting Agent Provocateur’s new lingerie line, outside Selfridges in London this week. We can only hope there weren’t too many car accidents as a result of this.
The range is called The New World Order, and is available from the company’s website. It’s probably best NOT to wear it in public, though. Especially not with the thigh high boots…
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What the hell is going on here? Seriously, WHAT?
Either we really need to lay off the eyeball bleach to stop the hallucinations, or New York Fashion week just isn’t what it once was. Seriously, you’re probably thinking that the image above is a terrifying warning about the dangers of alcohol (or, you know, crack), but nope: this is a New York Fashion Week show. Featuring Snuggies. Yes, the same Snuggies that are essentially just giant blankets with arms. And we thought Marc Jacobs was bad this season!
The arrival of the Snuggie into the New York Fashion Week lineup has forced us to declare a Style State of Emergency. The fashion criminals you’ll see under the jump are wanted, dead or alive – but preferably dead. If you see them, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Just call The Fashion Police. Don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe…
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We’re assuming this hat is designed for those who like to commit acts of Daylight Robbery. Fittingly, then, it costs £212 at Colette, and will allow you to keep your identity a secret AND your nose warm. Multitasking! We love it!
Still, at least your warm nose will be a source of comfort to you as you languish in the Fashion Police jail – or possibly even the REAL jail if someone becomes alarmed by your anonymous presence and decides you must be up to no good…
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