“Why do these exist?” asked Fashion Police reader, Siobhan, who made a citizen’s arrest on these floral print harem pants, before sending them in to us for incarceration.
Truly, Siobhan? We don’t know. In fact, we have absolutely no idea why harem pants continue to pose as “fashion” when we all know the pair above, for instance, are just a giant paisley tablecloth knotted between the legs.
If anyone DOES know why harem pants still continue to plague us in the name of fashion, please do feel free to enlighten us…
Ah, my dears! They exist because they hide a multitude of sins: all those bits we dislike (thighs, bums, tums). Of course they also fail to show off our nice bits, but to some of us that’s a small price to pay.
I’ve got it! An explanation: if you suffer from sudden uncontrollable vomiting, at least you won’t see it if it spills on these trousers.
I have nothing to say to those pants. I’m angry with them.
maybe the renown Italian god of style hath descended these upon us as a warning of what would happen if we did not correct out ways? I think this may well be, the sodom and gamorra of trousers.
I bet those sodomites used to wear harem pants.. with sequin on them!
Siobhan is certainly a worthy citizen for spotting this!
worst case senario: low cut, drop waisted, drop crotchd, bits cut out, saggy hips harem body suit, with extranious sleeves, in a harlequin patchwork of tie-die, paisley and lame WITH attached thongs (ie ‘flip-flops’) – that my friend/s is what the inmates of Hell wear
i guess they make your legs look skinny at the bottom ? maybe that’s why? i have no idea but i don’t like it
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