Crimes of Fashion

Fashion Police declare State of Emergency as Snuggie holds a fashion show

What the hell is going on here? Seriously, WHAT?

What the hell is going on here? Seriously, WHAT?

Either we really need to lay off the eyeball bleach to stop the hallucinations, or New York Fashion week just isn’t what it once was. Seriously, you’re probably thinking that the image above is a terrifying warning about the dangers of alcohol (or, you know, crack), but nope: this is a New York Fashion Week show. Featuring Snuggies. Yes, the same Snuggies that are essentially just giant blankets with arms. And we thought Marc Jacobs was bad this season!

The arrival of the Snuggie into the New York Fashion Week lineup has forced us to declare a Style State of Emergency. The fashion criminals you’ll see under the jump are wanted, dead or alive – but preferably dead. If you see them, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Just call The Fashion Police. Don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe…

The Camo Snuggie

The Camo Snuggie

(WARNING! This one may be hard to spot in the wild…)

The Hippie Snuggie

The Hippie Snuggie

Actually, we thought ALL Snuggies were hippie Snuggies, but apparently not. There’s a Snuggie for everyone folks!*

* Not us, though.

The Paris Hilton Snuggie

The Paris Hilton Snuggie

Yeah, you and your little dog too, missy!

There were more, but we’re sure you get the picture. So, Snuggies at Fashion Week! Whatever next? Crocs? (Oh, say it ain’t so…!)

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