Oh, ASOS, come on! Did you really think that pairing that shress we were complaining about the other day with an even more unspeakably ugly item would distract us from its awfulness? It’s the oldest trick in the book, and it just doesn’t work – although, admittedly, we were rendered temporarily blind by the trousers, so it took us a few seconds longer than it usually would have to recognise the shress lurking beneath them.
In a game of Wear or Die, we’re honestly not sure which of these two items we’d go for, but putting the two of them together in the same outfit? Well, that’s just asking for an arrestin’, isn’t it?