So, we all wear shorts over our trousers from time to time, right? What do you mean, “no”? Of COURSE we do. It’s… edgy! And, um, “bang on trend”! Well, Ann Demeulemeester must think so, anyway, because she’s thoughtfully created this… this frankenpant…which combines both trousers AND shorts. Handy for people who can’t quite make up their minds in the morning: or they would be if the trousers weren’t stuck to the shorts, making this one of the most expensive cases of stuck-together-clothes we’ve seen in a long time. And one of the most bizarre, because seriously, shorts over pants? Why would you?
Granted, the pants in question are super-skinny, and could almost quality as leggings – or “treggings” at least. Does that make it all OK, though? We think not, but if you think it does, these are £325 at Yoox.com.