We're thinking of changing the name of this column to Jumpsuit or Die, purely because we're fairly certain that even if we live to be 100 years old, we still won't have time to round up all of the hideous jumpsuits that are drawn to our attention.
Today we bring you two creations that we think would make good choices for the Fashion Police prison uniforms. We must look into that. On the left, a denim jumpsuit by Alexander Wang, modelled by someone who was too ashamed to show her face. On the right, meanwhile, a denim jumpsuit from ASOS, modelled by, um, Rihanna.*
You, readers, must wear one of these jumpsuits or die. So, which one will you choose?
*Note: not really.
Option B. It looks less like what a baby would wear, and seems much better fitted (at least at the bottom) than Option A. In fact, I think I would rather go naked than wear Option A. Ugh.
Iugh… option B, at least make people aware that I have a waist and that my legs are not short and stumpy like in option A.
Option B. At least I’d have something of a waist!
Option A. If you look at it a certain way, it could only appear to be light blue fabric instead of denim…
Option B. At least it fits
Option B. Better to look like I’ve escaped from a women’s correctional facility as envisioned in an 80s music video than to look like I’m wearing a toddler’s pajamas.
Option B looks like mom jeans attached to a denim top, so definitely Option A. You could wear a cute top underneath and unzip the zip really low.
Definitely B.
B. No question.
Much rather the 80′s refugee than look like an overgrown infant.
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B,at least I could delude myself into thinking that I was in a Girls Aloud video…
Option A. Looks more comfortable, and as long as I don’t have to wear the shoes as well, I could stay inside and not come out til the day is over.
Like most of the others, B because it doesn’t look like babywear.
B..without a doubtt
the other is just gross >.<
Option B.
*gasp*!! Oh my god it’s a denim union suit!! HIDEOUS!!! This should only be worn in the 80s, at night, in the dark, while doing heavy manual labor. KILL IT!!!
Option B, it’s kind of edgy and daring. Plus it looks more…normal, and form flattering.
Option A looks like some kind of funky futuristic suit!
i actually like option a